He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get