I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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