I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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