; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Randomize
