So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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