question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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