I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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