This girl is more easily done than said...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize