In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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