I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I can't turn off my feet"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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