Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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