I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
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im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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