yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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