thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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