ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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