Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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