I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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