Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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