Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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