Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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