I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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