Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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