Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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