also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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