He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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