Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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