She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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