i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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