margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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