do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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