Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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