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That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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