i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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