I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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