It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
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I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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