Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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