The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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they're like a gay fantastic four
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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