i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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