haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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