Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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