I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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