Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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