he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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