He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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