he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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