i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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