yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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