How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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