Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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