I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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