Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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