He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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