I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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